hardest puzzle of my life
(Source: spiritualnectar, via neverwakenfame)
What's wrong with our society.
| I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce | Kim Kardashian: |
| Well sure why not? | America: |
| I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing | Britney Spears: |
| Whatever you want! | America: |
| I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol | Carmen Electra: |
| Okay, sounds like fun! | America: |
| We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - | Gay couple: |
| WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO | America: |
I fucking hate living here. My room mate is a dick. Joe keeps saying misery lives company, well Misery is driving Company away. I can’t wait to find a new apartment.
You are
my Home, my World. My heart beats heavy. I won’t ever, can’t ever turn my Blue Eyes away. I love you, always.
