May 2012
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
I fucking hate living here. My room mate is a dick. Joe keeps saying misery lives company, well Misery is driving Company away. I can’t wait to find a new apartment.
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You are
my Home, my World. My heart beats heavy. I won’t ever, can’t ever turn my Blue Eyes away. I love you, always.
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“If I had a single flower for every time I thought about you, I could walk...”
– Claudia Ghandi
just got home from my 12 hour shift, going to smoke with my man and enjoy the night.
Anonymous asked: i wanna those nipples
wah, i had to take one of my nipple rings out….. can anything else go wrong today? i don’t think so
You give somebody a phone and instagram and all of a sudden they think they’re a photographer.
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